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------------ Sex Educators Plan Spray-On Condom ------------
BERLIN - German sex educators plan to launch a spray-on
condom tailor-made for all sizes. Jan Vinzenz Krause from
the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a Singen-based practice
that offers advice on condom use, told Reuters on Thursday the
product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives.
"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's
suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious."
Krause's team is developing a type of spray can into which the
man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is
then coated in a rubber condom. "It works by spraying on latex
from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360
degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a
bit like a car wash." Krause said the plan is to make the
product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would
function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would
fit better and not slip. However, before the new condom can be
sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly
spread when sprayed. Krause hopes the high tech condom, which
will be available in different strengths and colours, will on
the market by 2008. He said the spray can would likely be a
one-off purchase. The latex cartridges -- sufficient for up to
20 applications -- would be sold seperately. Krause said he had
hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people
faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on
plasters now used in medicine.
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How in the hell would you take the damn thing off?
Could present a plumbing problem next time a wiz was needed.
No thanks, I'll stick with problematic latex or sheep's skin (poor things).
Bob
lol bob. wonder if they'll introduce flavoured ones?
They should, since it looks like you are going to be stuck with this thing for life.
Bob
Bob you should write to them and tell them how problematic this could be! I bet they didn't even think of this. Oh wait, once upon a time I heard from a reliable source that the way regular condoms get their shape is by a tester. They put their, well erm, nevermind.
Wow, that's the second most crazy thing I've heard, both today, and ever. This day is going well... Maybe it's the hangover? rofl
What they should do is develop a condom that doesn't suck. that would be a step in the right direction. Or the male pill. I wish they'd get moving on that already.
I'd like to see a different method all together. Or at least a different material used that is thin enough to where you don't lose the feeling you do with condoms, the non latex ones included. They aren't much better.
Interesting idea. Sounds great in theory, but not so great in practice. Guys, wonder if they'll be neding study participants when this thing gets more advanced?
They are not finding a volunteer tester here. Wouldn't the latex have to get really hot so it could form fit? A hot condom, I think not!
guitargod1 you are wrong, they should develop a condom that does suck.
Pyrodemon, what if they developped a condom that just got warm, not hot?
Bob
I can just see the advertisement for this. "Spray-ons, the condom that sucks, in a good way!"
Good one Sister Dawn.
And:
"The condom that stays where you put it. and stays. and stays...and stays."
Bob
Spray-on condoms: the perminent bj.
lmfao, I wanna try this thing. Perhaps you can apply all the latex, and wack off in a whole new way
Forget the landover ladies, and the orgiastic hippies, let's hear it for permanent orgasms with spray on condoms.
ahhhhh
Bob
hmmm, those crazy germans, what will they think of next! 20 seconds? I can put on a regular condum in less than that, who's going to want an say oh wait hunny, Let me stick my dick in this tube first!?!?
A guy friend of mine pointed out yesterday that this is essentially shrink-wrapping your penis. Shrink-wrapped sex? I think not. And here's another advertisement slogan I just thought of:
The Energiser condom, so you can keep cumming, and cumming, and cumming....
hahaha. very good. And yes, perhaps i should have reviewed my exact wording before I submitted that post because a condom that sucks would be pretty freaking cool!